Hystericoach

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Hystericach: Another soccer way… is possible!!

You’re sitting in the locker room, on your uncomfortable bench, and it isn’t said that you won’t be still there once the game will begin. You’re on the edge and sweating like the waste pipe of the toilet for the imminent debut when the Coach comes in. He looks straight in your eyes and, with the same delicateness of your mother-in-law, he begins the sermon:

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“SOCCER IS A TEAM SPORT. EACH PLAYER MUST DO HIS BEST EFFORT FOR THE TEAM. IT ISN’T NECESSARY TO BE CHAMPIONS, IT’S ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND AND PROMPTLY EXECUTE THE COMMANDS OF THE COACH, AND EACH OBJECTIVE, EVEN THOSE APPEARING FAR AND IMPOSSIBLE, CAN BE REACHED! BEHAVING LIKE A PRIMA DONNA WON’T BE TOLERATED, SLACKERS WON’T BE TOLERATED, THOSE UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE SCHEME CAN REMAIN IN THE LOCKER ROOM. THE QUALITIES OF EACH ONE WILL HAVE TO BE INTEGRATED WITH THE ORGANIZATION OF THE TEAM. THE TEAM COMES FIRST! WE ATTACK WITH SEVEN AND WE DEFEND WITH SEVEN; EACH VICTORY WILL BE OUR VICTORY, EACH DEFEAT WILL BE YOUR DEFEAT. WORD OF COACH… HysteriCoach!”

And so… Hystericoach is the only game about soccer where the coach can be exonerated during a match. If a coach shows his ineptitude to lead the team, any player of the same team (without losing too much time) can take his place. In this case the exonerated coach, between the public derision, will take the place of the player who substituted him and the Player cards will be reshuffled and dealt anew between the members of the team… After all, any change of coach creates bewilderment between the players!

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